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Post by Archon No'ki on Dec 9, 2003 19:45:37 GMT
Had any realy fun games? Destoryed your opponent in 2 turns? Been destoryed in 2 turns? No matter what happened, tell us. We all need a good laugh.
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Post by Archon No'ki on Dec 20, 2003 11:07:22 GMT
I'll start off then shall I? During EoT I went down to my local GW to take part in one of their big games (when i say big i mean big, there was a reaver titain on the board ) During the game my lord and her retiune got assulted by an eversor assaisn. Ok no problem for Incubi, the incubi cut him down just one slight problem bio meltdown. The assain blows up taking half of my incubi with him. Then next turn i get assulted by Grey Knights, the captain casts holocaust (which i latter learnt struck at In1) wiping out what was left of the incubi and leaving just 1 warrior and No'ki herself. Now i dont like the look of this, 5 grey knight terminators and a brother captain verses an Archon and one warrior. I thought "Its all or nothing" and promtly took three choices on No'ki's combat drugs, roll the dice, 3 1s! . No'ki had had enough, she took an overdose (surrounded by laughter). But i suppose i should look on the bright side of that battle, my raiders tool down a Titian, So what if your a God machine I have dark lances glancing on 4s! (Yes even against Titains!) And wipe out the Eldar that were on the board to a vyper. (I didn't care about the objective, my objective was to kill my misguided kin.) Splinter Cannons Vs guardians = Lots of dead guardains and a sobbing general.
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Post by Archon No'ki on Dec 22, 2003 10:21:48 GMT
Three combats drugs are deadly. ;D
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Post by Hellbrass Odesseron on Dec 22, 2003 10:30:03 GMT
Did I tell you about the time when Archon Hellbrass (who is actually a special character, got some amaising rules 300pts) ended up against Abaddon? Takes Abaddon down to one wound and then gets killed outright failing his 2+ invaneralbe and this his 2+ webway jump special rule (basically if Hellbrass falls to one wound he will attempt to web jump of the battle field, he does this on a roll of a 2+, the enemy still get 200vp for him though). It was the worst luck in the world, especially as Abaddon was then killed by a wych next turn. (and taken prisoner ;D)
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Post by Hellbrass Odesseron on Dec 24, 2003 16:26:13 GMT
I made the special rules up and worked out with my gaming group how many points they would be worth. Because I only play with a close circle of friends they will let me use these rules if the fluff around the battle is grand enough to merrit the presence of the Kabal lord. I'll try and find the rules and post them, I did have them on my computer but they seem to have got lost when I rebuilt it.
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Post by Dracon Khirareq on Jan 14, 2004 23:22:14 GMT
Yeah rules for your charecter would be cool! Ah now to why im here, the battle: Me against necrons, in a cityfight. So hsi forces get very fragmented in deployment and so we'll be back was difficult. I got first turn and zoomed all my raiders and ravagers into streets where they have good lines of sigh (i play an all mounted army, everything on a flyign base loosk so cool). I managed to wipe half his army in one turn of shooting. None of which coudl be back becuase his suqads were scattered and most fo his quads i destroyed completely so there wernt any models close enough to try to egt them up again . His turn was spend tryign to group his forces, which he did, but only succeeded in takign down a single raider. My next turn i disgorge my Archaon and 9 incubi into the front of his forces, and munch through both squads i managed to contact (groupign them suddenly didnt seem so bright). WIth hsi forces smashed, my army encirclign him and firign from all angles, he phased out at the start fo his second tn ;D
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Post by Dracon Khirareq on Jan 18, 2004 0:22:00 GMT
My bad..... Then again they did me proud, landed them on streetsall the time to stop them fallign out of the sky....
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Post by Sucrathdis on Apr 21, 2004 6:56:11 GMT
[quote author=Athe-Sier [UNDISCLOSED] [UNDISCLOSED] link=board=small&thread=1070999137&start=10#0 date=1074304567]First things first, never take raiders in Cityfight, it's dangerous![/quote]
But its good when it pays off ;D. Now Historic Battle? I got it! My best experince with wyches was with 20 of them pouring out of WP just infront of a squad of about 30 concrispts. Nicely within 6", plus one attack on combat drugs. It got very messy for the guard, although the best bit was my succubus dragging the indi commisar down. ;D, they then went on to wipe out a platoon and a 1/2 without any casutlies (in assult, a couple were shot, flippin 6+ save aginst shooting.)
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Post by Archon No'ki on Apr 21, 2004 16:46:56 GMT
U cheated by asking a friend for a chapter approved? Sounds like a very sore losser to me.
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Post by Hellbrass Odesseron on Apr 21, 2004 17:07:01 GMT
Good one [UNDISCLOSED]. I hate people like that. One of the guys in gamesworkshop today said similar things, said in the starter game (2 squades of 10 DE with 2 splinter cannons in each against 2 squads of 5 space marines with flamer in one unit and rocket launcher in the other and a land speeder) the DE could never win because it was weighted against them and that they could never hurt the space marines because of there armour.
I wiped him out in 4 turns and still had 11 men left. ;D (thanks to the staff for letting us fight it out, i know its not usually aloud)
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Post by Deusmex on Apr 21, 2004 19:12:30 GMT
When I first started playing this guy with his nids took great delight slaughtering my army.(I was using CWE tho).A year and a half later Ive ditched the CWE and got myself a nice shiny new DE army and he comes in with his Chaos army all equally shiny and new, spies me and asks if Id like a game all the while chuckling top his mate about how crap I was. So turn 1 he rushes his land raider across the board(we were playing cleanse and he thought Id deployed 18 inches from his guys)jumps out his HQ with a shedload of nasties and blasts away.Ooop s he missed oh thinks he theres always the CC. and measures out the distance. Oh dear says I you appear to be a couple of inches short.My Archon and her Incubi slaughter the HQ to a man my squads kill the 2 troops squads he has and my mandrakes (all 6 of them appear next to his cultist kill enough the rest run and a chased down 2 turns and hes all out of men and Id lost 3 warriors. All I said was " Uh Oh. Happy learned to putt" He never laughed at me again.
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Post by Hellbrass Odesseron on Apr 22, 2004 8:40:38 GMT
I hate space mariene players almost as much as I hate Eldar players. The only difference is the degree of arragonce.
But on a more tactical side, space marienes hate disintigrators so a few of them always get the opponent panicing.
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Post by Archon No'ki on Dec 16, 2004 21:47:28 GMT
These will make you laugh, and cry. I know I did. 1000pts DE vs Tau. Tau get first turn, the only casultly being my Ravager. I laughed and carried on safe in the knoweldge that come CC phase those pesky blue boys would soon be joining my collection fo playthings. All goes to plan as my army falls into close combat with the Tau. RJB lord blows his way through an entire Crisis battle team. Next on the list 10 wyches vs 10 fire warriors. My buddy says, "dont bother rolling I'll take them off now." and me being a fair sport says "no, at least one might make it." End of CC 10 firewarriors left standing over the boddies of 9 wyches, a succubus in full flight, me and buddy laughing like hell. Tau turn needless to say the succubus is vaporised. "Right" I think "Time to show the wyches how it should be done" so squad of 6 mandrakes apear infront of the firewarriors who just killed the wyches. mandrakes charge- 10 firewarriors left, 0 mandrakes. Next turn I played it safe and used my raider squad to 'drive by' kill the entire firewarrior squad, 18 splinter rifle shoots and a 4 splinter cannon shoots later and closecombat legends of the Tau empire lay punctured and bleeding. That'll teach the lesser races. Another funny thing was my game the other the night, DE vs IG 1000pts. The leman russ managed to spoak up 4 turns of DL fire from 5 DLs a turn, each turn having somthing new kocked off of it before it explodes taking out half the wyche squad behind it prepearing to 'play' with some 'hobbits'. Then No'ki and her bodyguard begin the slow and tedious task of exterminating mon-kiegh up close. No'ki and retinue charge platoon command, slice up 3 mon-keigh, remaining two stupidly stay in combat. next turn i get two 10 man guard squads jump into the combat and a command squad. End of the turn ten dead guardsmen, 9 dead incubi and standing the middle of what is, now, the entire IG army stands Archon No'ki ready for another round. Unfortently the game ended there as we got kicked out of the hall at about 11:30. One other rather funny thing during that game was me demonstrating how the DE use rattling slaves. Put a book on a high shelf and tell the rattling to get it down and not giving him a yellow pages.
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Post by Death Strike on Jan 16, 2005 18:47:52 GMT
im suprised a leman russ could take that much DL fire. i played a 4 on 4 battle with space marines as good, then me, choas, and 2 ork players. set up my DL in front of the space marines land raiders. took them both out on the first turn with 2 DL each.
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Post by NotFred - Dracon Khirareq on Jan 21, 2005 21:48:21 GMT
Well.... i had soem good ones at Conflict:London a few months back. First game, vs space wolves. He gets firts turn, and takes down my ravager and a raiders! for my first 2 goes i fail to hit with a single shot! best laid plans of mice and ... Needless to say it was a massacar against me, first game i had lost. It just all went wrong! It was so funny thgouth at one point, he pittied me, lol. Due to a mistake on his behalf i got a DL shot at the rear armour of his pred, and it hit! 2's to glance... got a 1.... "that really summs up your game mate, i feel quite sorry for you to be honest" was his only comment, as i hurled the dice skywards... So, next game was a minor victory against me, same sort of ordeal really. Bugger it.... Then, game 3. Glory Glory my DE! *sings* Blood angels, 3 rhinos and a dred. I get firts turn. Did a great fake deploy, managed to get him to put the 2 rhonos one edge (the edge i deployed) and the dreg adn other rhino on the other side. So firts go i popped his death company rhino, and destroyed the squad to a man , he kinda lost the will then... He just moved towards me and brought down my ravager with his dred (doh). Then second go i popped the other 2 rhinos, and killed 1 squad in cc to a man, again (my lord, incubi, plus whyches mobbed them . Unfortunately next turn i encurred my only 2 casualties, before those 2 squads could move on to mod the last squad, wipe that out to a man. In the end, it was my ravager, v's his 1000 poitns, plus 4 table quarters. A vp difference of more than the points of the game! lmao! A maggacre was a ncie end to the day, came soemthign liek 51st out of 150.
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